This is the productivity app for people who hate productivity apps.
Ever notice how most productivity apps feel like they're silently judging you? "You've only completed 2 of 37 tasks today." Thanks for the reminder, TaskMaster 5000. I wanted to create something that acknowledges the reality of how people actually work – with generous helpings of procrastination, self-negotiation, and last-minute sprints of inspiration.
Finally, guilt-free delay with built-in boundaries.
Choose your procrastination poison:
• Instagram – For when you need to see what everyone ate for lunch
• Twitter – Political arguments aren't going to have themselves
• Reddit – r/eyebleach for when you must soothe your soul
• YouTube – "Just one video" (narrator: it was not just one video)
• "Something Else" – For advanced procrastinators who clean their entire apartment to avoid sending one email
The Procrastination Permission Slip™. Set your procrastination allowance – 10 minutes? 30 minutes? We won't judge (much). The Procrastination Timer gives you official permission to avoid that important task, but with just enough structure to eventually get it done.
Distraction Diversion Alerts will judge you gently.
Choose to scroll Instagram where productivity goes to die in a beautiful cascade of filtered photos and reels? Sloth will question your life choices.
And finally, sometimes encouragement helps.
Complete a task and witness Sloth transform from judgy to jubilant! No longer lounging in procrastination solidarity, he'll throw confetti, dance awkwardly, and cheer with the enthusiasm of someone who's genuinely surprised you pulled it off.
Let's be honest—I created S.L.O.T.H during a particularly impressive bout of procrastination. The irony of avoiding important work by building a procrastination app isn't lost on me. In fact, it might be my masterpiece of productive avoidance.
Remember: Without procrastination, we wouldn't have most of history's great art, literature, or last-minute presentation miracles. We're not wasting time—we're percolating brilliance.
Or at least that's what I keep telling myself.
Now back to whatever you were supposed to be doing.
– A Designer Who Will Definitely Fix Those Bugs Tomorrow
